glitchgloop:

SURPRISE! You just got transformed into your fantastical true self! How did this happen?

1. You were testing out a revolutionary new medicine. It wasn’t actually supposed to do that though. The doctors are very confused.
2. You saw mysterious alien tech fell from the sky one night. You decided to fuck around and find out.
3. You underwent a flashy transformation sequence caused by a cursed artifact of unknown origin.
4. You pleased the local spirits and they bestowed it upon you as a gift. Yay!
5. You angered the local spirits and they bestowed it upon you as a curse. Even though it was intended to a punishment, you’re secretly very ok with this.
6. Your friend offered you an unlabeled potion and you drank it before they could tell you what it was.
7. You found a weird fruit and decided to eat it, for some reason.
8. You learned about ████ ███ ███ ██ █████ ██████.
9. You thought about it too hard and it became real.
10. You don’t know. You just woke up like this.

Choose.

Event 1

Event 2

Event 3

Event 4

Event 5

Event 6

Event 7

Event 8

Event 9

Event 10

(The poll is formatted weird because I couldn’t get the text to fit in the boxes.)

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

*sniff* it smells like pussy in here

oh right

Active buffs:

• Gamer girl: +5
• Known for smack-talk: +15
• Has a vagina: +10
• Recently underwent bottom surgery: +50

velociraptrix:

wizardonline:

new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

punkryuki:

punkitt-is-here:

this duck LOVES pink drink

borkwolfs-reblog-page:

memeclassheroes:

lilaccatholic:

lilaccatholic:

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

alpacinocharactertournament:

AL PACINO CHARACTER TOURNAMENT ROUND TWO

MARIO AMBROSINI vs DUNKACCINO

mario ambrosini

dunkaccino

See Results

entranas:

skittypilled:

judgejudyofficial:

methotrex8:

rainbow-femme:

shepfax:

memorycycle:

gil. read the room

biglawbear:

representationthirst:

satans-classics:

punkenglishnerd:

Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!

Administration showed us this tweet on day one of grad school and boy did it hit home

“distinguished yourself by being kind” is my literal life motto at work, holy shit